Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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