She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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