i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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