well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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