This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
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