Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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