Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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