No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Randomize
