shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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