You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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