hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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