We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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