have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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