I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
porn star boner night. come get it.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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