i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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