I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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