Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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