were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Randomize
