If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Dignity is for republicans.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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