where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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