all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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