I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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