No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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