She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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