I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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