he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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