How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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