I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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