You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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