Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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