Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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