see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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