This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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