Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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