Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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