tell your sister to shave her snatch
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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