im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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