we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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