I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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