arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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