I got chris browned last night
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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