Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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