He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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