You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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