my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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