Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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