I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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