Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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