I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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