white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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