Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
So here I am, sexting at work.
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