Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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