no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
