That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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