she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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