What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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