dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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